For the jet setter in you, La Portegna brings you the Branson full cotton buckle-less belt. So the next time you're at a security checkpoint and the TSA orders you to remove your belt, you can politely tell them to shove it. 

La Portegna, I think we came up with a slogan for this belt: "The Branson belt. Give the proverbial finger to the TSA." That one's on the house. 

Get it HERE

P.S. We do not hate the TSA nor condone any shade thrown at the TSA, in fact we thank them for all their hard work, but we really dislike waiting in those lines.